EVENT TICKETS & STORE
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It’s bright, it’s colourful… it should be covering your face hole!
Colourful and attention grabbing… not for the shy!
Our cotton t-shirts are all nice and warm and cottony… the material and ink work together soooo well that they won’t separate even if you wash them in hot water!
Let us know in the notes if you’d like: SMALL / MEDIUM / LARGE / EXTRA LARGE
The only limits are your own imagination!
For when you just don’t give a flying f*ck!
PUT MY FACE ON YOUR FACE!
You disgust us… this will be brief, you’re not worth more than a few seconds of our time and we begrudge even that!
On the 31st we will be offering the worst service combined with the most humiliating verbal attacks on your personage… I wouldn’t bother coming if I were you, you’ll only end up crying like the little bi**ch that you are!
If you do come, this money you’re giving us (which you probably stole anyway) gets you a table for 2 to 4 sub humans.
If you do come, this money you’re giving us (which you probably stole anyway) gets you a table for 2 to 6 sub humans.
Using Pantone scanning we can match the background colour almost exactly to your skin tone 😉
BUY OUR STUFF... WE WANT YOUR MONEY! Dismiss